| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Soft, cozy, and quietly witty — this crewneck wraps you in calm. The relaxed, classic fit and medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric feel substantial without stiffness. A simple, hand-lettered front message reads like a private note: I don’t need a Valentine — I need a nap. It’s the kind of sweatshirt you reach for on slow mornings, pajama-adjacent afternoons, or when you want to make a low-key, honest statement while running weekend errands. The clean white backdrop and minimal black script keep the look understated and versatile. Thoughtfully constructed with ribbed collar and durable double-needle stitching, it wears well over time and resists stretching. Mildly vintage vibes meet practical comfort — for people who prefer real rest over fuss and drama.
Product features
- Embroidered placement options: left/center chest or large center, plus wrist placements
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and structure
- Tubular, no-side-seam construction for cleaner look and less fabric waste
- Durable double-needle stitching with ribbed knit collar to retain shape
- Safety and sustainability: OEKO-TEX dyes, US cotton sourcing, meets chemical/flame standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean